Thank you for today’s best wrestling story, TMZ Sports.
Brooke Hogan — daughter of The Hulkster and former attempted pop star — spoke to TMZ and revealed why she hated The Undertaker when she was little. If you guessed “because he defeated my dad for the WWF Championship,” or, “because he trapped the Ultimate Warrior in a casket,” think again.
Brooke explained her panty paranoia at the The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s in Atlantic City … saying that she thought he got his name “Undertaker” because he would “take underwear.”
Hogan says she was later convinced the guy was NOT a panty pilferer.
Nicely done, Brooke. How much scarier would that character be if he was exactly the same, but called THE PANTY PILFERER?
As an added bonus, stick around for the story about how she used to comb the Macho Man Randy Savage’s frizzy hair with her pink Barbie doll brush. If nothing else, Brooke had a very psychologically interesting childhood.