HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey there, tough guy. Getting married? Tired of traditional wedding cakes that taste and look like cake? Wish you could eat the body of a 290-pound American patriot in his underwear? Wish it could be covered in action figures?
Two things:
1. How are you getting married?
2. Here you go:
Courtesy of Instagram user aschoultz comes the Hacksaw Jim Duggan groomsman cake, featuring a scale replica WWE Hall of Famer (and his signature 2×4) hoisting a choice assortment of collectables, including action figures of Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior and the Bushwhackers. A few WCW figures made it in as well. I see Sting up at the top, and Sid Vicious on the bottom. Also … Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
Okay, theory: Jim Duggan (regular, 6-foot-3 Jim Duggan) figured out a way to either command a giant Jim Duggan golem or possibly a mech, and the cake is telling the story of when he piloted it into a Royal Rumble. That’s why Big Duggan has so many of them over his head. He’s collecting them on an enormous green top hat (?) and throwing them out.
Regardless, +1 forever to the guy with the Jim Duggan cake. HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!